DEAR NOYNOY... Tell the President!

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

I and many others would dearly love to see your next Justice / Legal team follow-up on the ULTRA Stampede and will support all moves for you to reimpose capital punishment specifically for Willie Revillame.

The Wowowee Girls however must be spared...

Love,
Sam

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

On the cultural front: Joey "Pepe" Smith must be made a National Artist within your first 100 days of office. Ditto Basil Valdez.

Actually, Onofre Pagsanjan should go first. Can you imagine Ateneo without Dulaang Sibol?

And if Baby Amador isn't one yet, she ought to be as well. Ditto Lea Salonga.

Love,
Sam

[shyboy]

Dear Noynoy,

I hope you don't mind if you refrain from having kids. Baka tumakbo rin at manalo eh.

Thanks.

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

If your nephew Bam Aquino gets any ideas just say NO.

Love,
Sam

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

I and many others would dearly love to see your next Justice / Legal team follow-up on the ULTRA Stampede and will support all moves for you to reimpose capital punishment specifically for Willie Revillame.

The Wowowee Girls however must be spared...

Love,
Sam

Dear Noynoy,

Speaking of capital punishment, please make a--hole cab drivers subject to immediate liquidation.

Love,
Sam

[gfy]

Dear Noynoy,

Stop na itong mga vips kuno na may mga police motorcycle escorts na nag wang wang at gusto kami mag-give way sa kanya sa ma-traffic na EDSA kanina. Ang pagka alam ko presidente, bise at speaker lang ang pwedeng ganun.

At pwede bang turuan ng Ingles ang MMDA at palitan ang STAY ON YOUR LANE with STAY IN YOUR LANE. Parang NO PARKING ON BOTH SIDES eh.

[LION]

Dear Noynoy,

Hwag kang makinig sa kanila. Sa akin lang.Pwede bang ibigay mo na sa akin ang BIR o Customs? ;D

[tigerman]

Huwag mo lang lalapastanganin ang institusyon ng Kataas-taasang Hukuman, pero marapat lamang sa aking palagay, na gumawa ka ng hakbang para mapabatid na tuwirang mali ang paghirang ng Punong Mahistrado.

Pero anong masasabi mo sa sinabi ni Juan Ponce Enrile na dapat pa ngang magpasalamat si Noynoy kay Gloria sa paghirang ng Punong Mahistrado? Kung hindi daw ginawa ni GMA yun, walang ex-officio chairman ang JBC. 'Pag nagkaganoon, hindi makakapaglabas ng nominasyon ang nasabing institusyon. Kung walang nominasyon, wala ding mapipili si Noynoy bilang kapalit ni Puno.

back to the topic:

Dear Noynoy,

Magbasa ka daw ng saligang-batas natin sabi ni Manong Johnny.




USTE LO MEJOR!
VIVA SANTO TOMAS!

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

Hwag kang makinig sa kanila. Sa akin lang.Pwede bang ibigay mo na sa akin ang BIR o Customs? ;D

Dear Noynoy,

Second the motion. No objections. Hearing none, motion is carried.

Love,
Sam

[Sam Miguel]

Dear Noynoy,

Could you please get rid of the pork barrel for Senators and Congressmen?

Ako na lang ang hahawak sa pera na 'yan para safe.

Love,
Sam