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  1. #11

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    napansin ko lang ewan ko napansin nyo rin na kapag may buntis na chick eh ang scene eh laging naduduwal.... di ba pwede maiba, sa susunod mag pa-pregnacy test naman sa doctor... ;D

  2. #12

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    Quote Originally Posted by patupup
    pag umeksena na ang mga pulis, malapit na ending nun, at magki-kiss na ang bida at ang leading lady.. ung bida, feeling pagod at may tama pa kunwari ng konti...¬* ;D
    yung mga pulis.. may good morning towel na nakapalupot sa ulo... ;D

  3. #13

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5FootCarrot
    Naaalala ko yung mga lumang comedy na may halong old-school na loveteam - palaging may musical numbers, at palaging may nakikidnap :P
    Yung musical numbers nila sa beach pa ginagawa kasi saktong magkakaroon sila ng outing ng family and friends tapos dapat kahit yung karibal nila eh kasama din sa outing.¬* ;D
    Animo San Beda!

  4. #14

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    ^ Aaaay! Sine ni Keempee at Aiko yun! ;D

    Kung hindi sa beach, basta daydream sequence na may pa-costume-costume pa, or bigla na lang may sisipot na song number, hehehe.

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    Si Cynthia Patag ang kanyang alembong na anak.
    Tsaka si William Martinez palaging binabatukan ni Maricel Soriano pag nagliligawan sila.
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  5. #15

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    Halos nabanggit niyo na lahat pero meron kayong nakalimutan.

    Si leading man at leading lady ay palaging holding hands kapag tatalon sa waterfall.¬* ;D



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  6. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5FootCarrot
    Naaalala ko yung mga lumang comedy na may halong old-school na loveteam - palaging may musical numbers,
    Speaking of musical numbers sa mga comedy films, patok dito yung mga movies ni Andrew E. at kahit yung kay Roderick Paulate.

    at palaging may nakikidnap :P
    At palaging sa lumang bodega ang tagpuan ng bida at ng mga kontrabida



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  7. #17

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    Kung may lumang kakarag-karag na kotse sa eksena, either one of two things will happen:

    1. Sasabog ito, o

    2. Mahuhulog ito sa bangin......tapos sasabog.

  8. #18

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    in any lito lapid action movie, the action scenes take almost forever to end dahil ang daming palabok. there's the famous lito lapid diving aim, in which he'll shoot three villains in one flank and then contort himself to shoot another three on the opposite flank--knocking them all dead while still in midair. another favorite is, for want of a better term, the roundhouse punch. ganito lang yun: when lito is being chased by a goon, he'll run to the nearest pole (trust me, there are always poles and/or malnourished trees somewhere as props in his movies), grab and hug the said pole with his left, and then uncork his right around the pole, landing his fist flush in the face of either romy diaz, kuya max alvarado, or roco montalban.

    and the funny thing is, after all that hand-to-hand combat scenes (sometimes lasting over 30 minutes), lito lapid will bring all this mayhem to an end by getting hold of a high-powered machine gun and spray his enemies down like bugs during a fumigation drive. ang sa akin lang, ba't ba pa kayo nag-upakan nang pagkatagal-tagal eh pwede mo naman palang gabo-in ito nang isahan para tapos kagad ang lahat? ;D
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  9. #19

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    1. Kahit gaano ka payat ng leading lady at kahit gaano ka "duh" girl siya - magaling siya umasinta at gumamit ng baril.
    2. Merong kanta na ni-bastardize into tagalog.
    3. May beach scene (nasabi na ba iyon?)
    4. Laging may foil character na hirap mag inggles or trying hard mag translate to english.
    5. Isa lang ang tunog ng kotse at busina sa ibat ibang pelikula.
    6. Laging may squatter scene.

    Kung titingnan niyo yung mga movies sa bollywood especially yung mga comedies, may mapapansin kayong hawig na pattern.

    Exposition - Thickening of the Plot - Dance/Song Number - Conflict - Celebratory Dance - Ending (minsan may sayaw din.)

    Kaya di ko maisip kung yung mga movies na kapanuhan ni dolphy ay derived from the bollywood formula or vice versa.

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  10. #20

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    they like to copy american films!¬* ;D


    they made a film the same as "Predator" starring arnold s. i can't remember the title though. the leading star in that movie was monsor del rosario. it was very very korny grabe!¬* ;D


    X-Men = Batang X, Super Noypi¬* :D
    Resiklo = Transformers?¬* :D

    OT TV Series:
    Gagambino = Spiderman :D
    Acero = Terminator
    Capt. Barbel = Superman ;D
    What you grinning at Pyscho?


 
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