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    Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    mga nakakatuwang bagay sa philippine movies.. love ko ang pinoy cinemas.. lalo na't lagi namen pinapanood ng Erpat ko yan! pero ngayon, natatawa ako pag naiisip ko yung mga sitwasyon.. sana matawa makiliti din kayo..

    * mayayaman ang mga bidang action stars! tinatapon ang mga baril pag wala nang bala..
    * merong baril na may built-in grenda launchers! laugh-trip yung sound ;D
    * pag naghahabulan sa kotse, laging may nasasagasaang palamig..
    * paulit-ulit rinereplay ang mga pinapasabog na old school na mga sasakyan.. parang yun ang main event ng pelikula
    * laging may scene na ang natirang naglalaban ay ang bida at ang mastermind.. maguusap pa ng pang quote
    * at mauubos ng bida ang sampung dosenang kalaban (best example: FPJ in Panday)
    * syempre, pag tapos na ang action saka darating ang mga pulis..
    * sa comedy, pag may sumasabog na granada.. masisira lang ang mga damet nila at magkukulay abo..

    feel free to add ;D

  2. #2

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    Naaalala ko yung mga lumang comedy na may halong old-school na loveteam - palaging may musical numbers, at palaging may nakikidnap :P
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    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    Si FPJ laging si Paquito Diaz ang kalaban.
    At laging sidekick ni FPJ ay si Dencio Padilla.

    Rudy Fernandez's earlier films always has himself killed at the end of the movie.
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  4. #4

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    In the heyday of Kid Cubao with Sampaguita Pictures there was always a scene where the leading man serenades the leading lady under a mango tree. Take note: it was always a mango tree, for reasons still unclear to me.

    FPJ's legendary "rapido" punching technique was actually picked up be latter generation action stars but no one could quite pull it off like Da King. The likes of Philip Salvador and the late Rudy Fernandez tried but it just wasn't the same.

    Bold films of the late 1970's to mid 1980's always featured the leading bimbo, este, actress in a scene in a white kamison na katsa, of course sans any underwear, which sort of made the whole kamison thing pretty much useless.



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  5. #5

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    - Laging bano bumaril ang mga henchmen ng kontrabida.
    - Tsaka kahit na kingpin ng big-time drug syndicate ang kontrabida, laging kakarag-karag ang kotse niya.
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  6. #6

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    - Naka jacket ang bida kahit tanghaling tapat.

    - Kahit anong mangyari, hindi nagugulo ang buhok ng bida.

    - Laging may pasalubong na pansit ang bida pag uwi sa bahay.

    - At habang kumakain ng pansit ang mga kasambahay, darating ang mga kalaban sakay ng kotse at raratratin ang bahay at mamatay ang isa sa mga mahal sa buhay ng bida, e.g, asawa, girlfriend o nanay ng bida.

    - At bago mamatay yung tinamaan ng bala, mag uusap muna sila ng matagal ng bida habang may tumutulong dugo sa bibig ng biktima.

    - Pag namatay na, susumpa ang bida na maghihiganti siya at uubusin ang mga may salarin.

    - Susunod na eksena, nasa firing range si bida at nagpa practice bumaril. Yung isa o pangalawang bala e mintis pero yung pangatlo, bullseye na agad.


  7. #7

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    Ang shotgun ng bida, mahiwaga. 50-75 meters ang effective range at 100 meters ang talagang extreme range, pero nasasapol ang kalaban kahit 200 meters ang layo nya. :D
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  8. #8

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    pag umeksena na ang mga pulis, malapit na ending nun, at magki-kiss na ang bida at ang leading lady.. ung bida, feeling pagod at may tama pa kunwari ng konti... ;D

  9. #9

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    ^ Pero ayos pa rin ang buhok. ;D

  10. #10

    Re: Funny Things about Pinoy Movies

    In a "rape scene", ang ganda ng chick pero yung nagra-rape ang pangit lagi at laging may bigote. ;D
    Swerte naman yung nang-rape. ;D
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